snotglass speaks

Tuesday, March 25, 2003

Liberals hate our troops

Several malcontent retired generals, exploited in their dotage by the sensationalist liberal media and failing to understand the fundamentals of modern warfare, have recently criticized the bold strategy of our elected President, George W. Bush, in securing the safety of the United States and the liberation of the oppressed people of Iraq. These media grubbing armchair experts are actively assisting the unpatriotic socialist defeatists who support the tyranny of Saddam Hussein and his terrorist allies.

However, recent research conducted by conservative scholars at the prestigious George Charles Bingham Center for Strategic Studies at the American Enterprise Institute confirm the compassionate wisdom of our popular wartime President’s historic roll into Baghdad. “The goal is to help win the hearts and minds of the people. For the average Iraqi citizen, life is pretty much normal other than the sirens going off and the occasional torture building disintegrating in a flash like the French army in 1940,” said one respected analyst.

According to independent research conducted by noted military strategist and battle-hardened veteran Jonah Goldberg, the President and his elite foreign policy team have achieved another significant victory, bringing the war within measurable distance of its end.

You liberals should support our troops.