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Thursday, February 20, 2003

Liberals continue old-style Washington politics

Resisting sore-loser Democrat attempts to blackmail the administration of our constitutionally elected President, George W. Bush, Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK) has persuaded the General Accounting Office to drop its partisan lawsuit against Vice President Dick Cheney.

This pathetic liberal attempt to pervert the Constitution by subverting the delicate balance between the legislative and executive branches, as well as corrupt the integrity of the GAO represented a direct challenge to our President’s bold efforts to change the tone in Washington, and restore honor and dignity to the American political process, and undermine the War on Terrorism.

Liberals should renounce the failed politics of personal destruction.

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

No sane person wants war. But liberals are insane.

After the recent knee-jerk demonstrations by liberal peaceniks and hippies, it is apparent to the serious observer that these immature terrorist enablers are incapable of understanding the grave threats posed by the Butcher of Baghdad through his continuing development of weapons of mass destruction in defiance of United Nations resolutions.

Saddam Hussein has gassed his own people. He has waged wars of aggression against his neighbors. He is a destabilizing influence in the Middle East. He has an ongoing program to develop weapons of mass destruction. He has incontestable links to Al Qaeda, conclusively demonstrated by the fact that many Americans believe it’s true. He feeds Christians to lions. He supports abortion and gun control, opposes tax cuts and is a witting tool of the homosexual agenda.

Those weak-kneed liberals who insist on continuing the laughable UN inspection process refuse to admit the uncomfortable truth that the inspection program has failed. Despite years of inspections, Saddam Hussein has managed to conceal his nuclear, biological chemical and phaser weapons programs. More appeasement through inspections or sanctions will not bring peace and prosperity to the world.

America has a holy duty to lead the world into peace by forcibly disarming Saddam Hussein and liberating the people of Iraq. If the decadent German square heads, the French surrender monkeys and the Turkish sissy-kebabs are afraid to share the burden of defending peace, it is only because these soft socialist welfare states have never had to confront or feel the sting of terrorism like America has.

No sane person wants war. But liberals who sympathize with the Islamic terrorists who hate us for our free and democratic institutions need to be locked up at the Kathleen Parker Center for the Criminally Insane at the American Enterprise Institute.

Thank God the adults are in charge.

Our elected President's bold anti-terror precautions

While the liberal media mocks the bold and inspired anti-terrorist preparations of our divinely elected President, George W. Bush, is fulfilling his overwhelming electoral mandate as a uniter, not a divider. The President has directed America’s Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge to ensure that our citizens are prepared through his bold policy initiative, the Ready Campaign.

Recent studies conducted by the prestigious Todd Strandberg Intelligence Center at the Heritage Foundation reveal that America faces imminent and unprecedented tribulations as our country’s trusted conservative leaders, together with their most generous campaign contributors, are Raptured.

"Think about it," Ridge said. "Tornadoes, earthquakes, hurricanes, snowstorms — families prepare!” Ridge shared the President’s compassionate concern that America would be left leaderless and adrift during the Tribulations. "You can be afraid, or you can be ready," Mr. Ridge told the crowd, invoking the campaign's slogan. "Today America's families declare, they will not be afraid and they will be ready." Ridge unveiled a new state-of-the-art command and control communications system for the Department of Homeland Security. “I’ll be in touch,” Ridge added.

Ridge was supported by independent research conducted by noted Biblical scholar and conservative holy man Jonah Goldberg. “These are prudent precautions,” Goldberg said. “However, the administration should immediately enact further tax cuts in anticipation of the Second Coming.”